Disclaimer: Joss owns all in this one except for the plot.
Rating: to play it safe: R
Spoilers: Zip, Zero, Nada
Summary: Vamp Buffy taunts Riley.
Author's Notes: This has nada to do with either of my other creations. It came to me in a dream last night and I haven't been home all day to be able to share it with the world. (Damn Drivers Ed. I don't personally care about insurance policies since I'm only 16!)

Buffy Summers circled Riley Finn like a hawk circles its prey. She had on a skin-tight black leather unitard. It fit her like a second skin. Riley gulped.

"Have you been taken over by Faith again?"

Buffy ignored the question.

"You are pathetic, Riley. A pathetic excuse for a human. I don't know what I ever saw in you."

"You don't mean that. You're on something and will feel better in the morning."

"In the morning, I will be gone. Away from the Hellmouth."

Riley stumbled for his words. He was at a loss as to why his girlfriend was acting the way she was.

"You are terrible in bed. You never wash your hair and you are ugly."

"Buffy, I love you!"

"Too bad I can't feel the same. The only thing I feel is lust." Buffy pushed closer to Riley.

"Pure. Raw. Lust." Buffy was down on her knees at this point and made Riley kneel as well.

Buffy kissed Riley passionately.

(A.N. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)

Suddenly she jumped back up to her feet with a speed Riley didn't know she had.

"Just not for you. My kind could never lust after a human. Except for Angel, but he had a soul so he doesn't count. I lust for Angelus. My lover. I never loved you, Riley. Good-bye."

Riley screamed as Buffy's face changed from that of a sweet girl to a hideous monster. She smiled at him, her yellow eyes feral and vampire fangs longer than any before her.

Buffy twisted the TA's head as the bones in head cracked. She smiled at the sound. The former-Slayer let the body drop to the ground with a thud and departed from Lowell house, where everyone who resided there was dead.

Outside, her lover was waiting for her. He grabbed her and crushed her lips to his, their fangs scraping the lips, drawing blood. this only made each of them suck harder. After half an hour, Angelus pulled away.

"We should set the place on fire and eat the Scooby Gang before they have the chance to give us souls" Angelus shuddered.

"I've heard that Wiccan and were-wolf are especially tasteful this time of the month." They both looked up at the nearly full moon." Buffy struck a match and dropped it onto the floor of Lowell House before heading over to the Mansion where the gang was chained up.

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